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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Key moments from the third week of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ sex trafficking trial - AP News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Vancouver Whitecaps lose Concacaf Champions Cup final to Cruz Azul - MLSsoccer.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
How did China develop DeepSeek with less than 50 million USD when Trump is saying we need billions?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Gotham TV Awards: ‘Adolescence,’ ‘The Pitt’ & ‘The Studio’ Among Big Winners - Deadline
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So they tried
Is it bad to sleep with music in your ears?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
What sorts of music do cats respond to?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...